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Approx 334 words | Read time approx 1 - 3 mins

Lemming lemon


What’s the worst that can happen? The trials and tribulations of squeezing a lemon in public places . . .

IT WASN’T exactly my fault that a large segment of lemon took exception to being squeezed and decided to leap out of my fingers and through the open window behind me.

And since the lemon had leapt out of my hand and straight into the brief, but irresponsible hands of gravity I couldn’t exactly be held accountable for what happened next either.

So, it really wasn’t my fault that having hurled itself blindly into the open air, high above the heads of shoppers in the street below, the lemon clearly sensed it’s imminent demise, appointed it’s victim and proceeded to fall out of the sky above an unsuspecting shiny bald head that just so happened to be unconvincingly disguised by a comb-over.

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